Office Kid Kit creates fake kid to get you out of work

Parents are all the time getting out of work to take care of their kids. It’s just not fair. Well now you can purchase a kit to help you fake having a kid. You get to name your kid and display their photo and artwork at your desk. No one will doubt that you have a little one, you’ll just have to somehow dodge introducing your kid to anyone at the office. After you’ve made up a kid, you’ll have a ready made excuse to get out of anything. To purchase your own it will cost you .95.
Source: Crunchgear